robotnurse./buy — the shop, not a sales pitch
Advisory, spec sheets, and serving configs.
Everything here is what I'd hand a friend who wants local AI working without the guesswork. Flat prices, no subscription. Digital downloads are yours permanently — instant delivery, no email, no waiting.
Local AI advisory
One-on-one: spec the right box for your budget, then get it running on your own hardware.
- Single session — 90 minutes, hardware + model plan matched to your budget and workload.
- Three-session pack — spec, then setup, then tuning handover.
Local-LLM hardware buyer's toolkit
The fit map, decision worksheet, office sizing, real costs, and same-day setup guide — measured numbers, not vendor marketing.
- The toolkit PDF — 16 / 32 / 64 / 128 GB fit map, decision worksheet, and the full benchmark data appendix
- Buyer checklist PDF + starter serving configs included
- Free updates when new measurements change a recommendation
You get: a ZIP (toolkit PDF + checklist + starter configs) · delivered instantly after checkout.
Local-AI serving config pack
The fleet's real serving configs for Ollama, llama.cpp, and vLLM — each annotated with the failure it prevents.
- 6 files — a Modelfile and 5 launch scripts, verbatim from the working fleet
- Failure-modes field guide (PDF) — 8 production failures, symptom, cause, and fix
- Fork requirements stated upfront — each spelled out in the README
You get: a ZIP (config files + field-guide PDF) · delivered instantly after checkout.
Toolkit + config pack bundle
Both downloads together — the buyer's toolkit and the serving config pack — for $69 instead of $78 separately.
- Everything in the $49 buyer's toolkit
- Everything in the $29 serving config pack
- Free updates on both
You get: both ZIPs · delivered instantly after checkout.
Full disclosure: the buyer checklist PDF inside the $49 toolkit is the same free one-page checklist you can download at /checklist/ — it's bundled for convenience, not sold as an extra. Paying gets you the toolkit, the configs, and the field guide; the checklist itself is free either way.
Secure checkout via Gumroad · 30-day refund · Free updates with every download.
Tell me your budget and workload and I'll point you at the right one — or do the whole setup for you on-site.
start with the readiness audit → book a call